Yes, this is Narc.

Ask me anything   I have Narcolepsy.

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

(via dicklover3000)

— 7 hours ago with 173363 notes

theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

(via ronaldkn0x)

— 7 hours ago with 31128 notes

hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

(Source: miles-eggworth, via milkshakespear3)

— 7 hours ago with 284601 notes

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via heartless)

— 10 hours ago with 414616 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

humans have it so great. we can literally crab walk whenever we want to and we’re not even crabs

— 11 hours ago with 1236 notes

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(Source: sassykardashian, via milkshakespear3)

— 11 hours ago with 33884 notes

fantasticpostsandwheretofindthem:

jumpingjacktrash:

estychan:

sandblocks:

Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon?

What. The. Fuck.

want, technology

(Source: straytank, via bootyisagirlsbestfriend)

— 14 hours ago with 289114 notes

onna4:

ALL THIRTEEN DOCTORS SAVING GALLIFREY

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and meanwhile their companions

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(via idjtits)

— 17 hours ago with 47605 notes

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

(via bootyisagirlsbestfriend)

— 19 hours ago with 41318 notes